just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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