3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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