...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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