you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
handjob tips. give me some.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
do herpes really smell.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
