I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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