you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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