Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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