I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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