I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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