There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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