we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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