yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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