i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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