she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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