Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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