She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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