You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
