Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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