i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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