OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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