So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I intend to get homeless drunk
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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