You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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