You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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