Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
They have beer where we have blood.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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