it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i believe in u and ur pee
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
