She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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