shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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