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Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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