I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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