ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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