My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
