He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
