Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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