mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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