so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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