I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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