He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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