the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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