please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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