they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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