The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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