I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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