Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we made out on top of his cat.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Randomize
