come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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