you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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