there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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