I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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