R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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