I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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