I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
