I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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