She's JV to your varsity
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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